SEX-Japan

I've finally bought them! Three of them at the same time. I didn't think I'd find them in Okazaki actually. Thought I had to go to Tokyo or Osaka to get some action, but no. They were right here in Okazaki, just across the street from the supermarket and voilá. Their lithe form, their creamy words. Despite the fact I don't understand their Japanese they know what I want to hear. It costs ¥9000 for all three of them. I must pay for them myself of course, since my father has already paid for the headset to my laptop. But he thinks I should do it, now that I'm in Japan. "I can't order them via the Internet" I say. "Then buy them, now that you are here. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." I know he's wrong, I just have to go to that special district in Tokyo..., then I strike the deal. I walk home with a special feeling of satisfaction deep down in my gut. It's not often you can buy something this Japanese in Japan, and certainly not outside Japan. Hm, alright, well perhaps in Japan, but I can say that it's hard outside. Trust me, I've tried.


I wish I had got some X-Japan too but no, even harder to find

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Today's word is gokai - misunderstanding